Fabulosity! What It Is And How To Get It!

I just now stumbled upon an ad for Kimora Lee Simmons' book, "Fabulosity! What It Is And How To Get it!" I think I may have thrown in one too many exclamation points, but when you think about it, are there ever really ENOUGH exclamation points in the world to describe fabulosity(!)?

I'm not sure what fabulosity is (clearly I've got some readin' to do), but I have a feeling attaining it probably has a something to do with learning how to make up words and swathing yourself in flimsy cheetah-print clothing. Hmm...I have a feeling ol' Star Jones may know a thing or two about fabulosity...

In any case, my doctor tells me that if you get it, 2 weeks of 400mg a day on penicillin will clear it right up. Just make sure you don't scratch, cause you might infect the affected area.